“Why are you so weird?”
It has recently come to my attention that I am a terrible blogger, lacking the selfies, tweets, and other ADD-inducing micro-content that makes the World Wide Web the colorful place that it is. While you will have to wait for an OOTD post (probably, forever), I will indulge in some narcissism by creating a little bulletin board in which you guys can post any question you would like answered!
While I doubt that I am that much of an enigma, perhaps there is something about this walking disaster of a human that piques your curiosity? Or, perhaps, you would simply like me to dispatch some terrible dating advice? If so, write your question in the comments section and I will answer directly!
You can also email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I might make a nice anonymous post out of it!
And remember, there are no stupid questions, but only truly idiosyncratic answers, which you are most definitely guaranteed!